The town of Stellarton Nova Scotia may not be known to many, but this will soon change. A new attraction has opened in the small maritime town. The attraction is actually a pile of solidified vomit, which was deposited just off the main street by a 15-year-old Nova Scotian by the name of Meredith Dickee. No one is quite sure why this deposit of human "barf" has become so popular. One important official in the Canadian government has been quoted to say, "It's the Maritimes, what do you expect? Things are a little... different down there." This sudden interest in bodily fluids has definitively

not hurt Ms. Dickee, who has been rocketed to stardom in the small town. "I don't know... it just came out," said a smiling Ms. Dickee during a press conference. "I guess I'm just lucky that way. At first I wasn't sure I'd get credit for it, but they took some DNA samples, so now there's solid proof that that puke is mine." Ms. Dickee is planning to go on tour later this year, which includes a visit to the prime minister, where she will be knighted for her contribution to the Canadian culture.